Right now, I’m going on my fourth week of unemployment. Needless to say, I have some time on my hands. Along with job searching like a crazy person, knitting my blanket (which is starting to look pretty fabulous if I do say so myself) and watching Wife Swap, I have some time to think. Here is a string of random thoughts I may have on any given day:
I feel/have the sudden urge to go to the batting cages.
I need to caulk my walls. I have a lot of holes in my walls. Hahaha, caulk sounds like cock.
Why is everybody still making a big deal about Kirstie Alley’s weight? She will always be a big lady people, embrace it!
If I showed up at IU and just sat down in one of my old Journalism classes, would they kick me out?
I wish I had my boyfriend’s eyelashes..
I wonder how much Khloe Kardashian weighs, because if the camera adds ten pounds….
I wish there was a way for a group of cars to communicate when someone gets cut off and you feel bad for them. Maybe a sign on the car that lights up and says, “Yeah, f*ck that guy!”
Would it be sad if I drank a glass of wine with my lunch?
I wonder how many people are going to the bathroom… right now.